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Jur​-​ass​-​ic Beer

by Velociriffer

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1.
Power Rangers 05:19
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Power Rangers It’s Morphin’ time! Rangers, earth needs you Stop the green ranger And may the power protect you Sword of Darkness, Give me strength Infiltrate, Megazord Even if you get away, I won’t stop until the world decays, I will lay it all to waste Foolish rangers, Without your leader You are nothing, I’m almighty From the depths of the sea, I will bring forth my giant beast, obliterate everything it sees Green with evil, Rita’s devil Ambushed us, Not again This time you won’t catch me by surprise, I will cut you down to size, justice for the forsaken cries When we meet, Face to face Hand to hand, Zord to zord I will make you pay for every atrocity on humanity I will bring you down to your knees Go go, go go, go go, go go, go power rangers! Power rangers! Gooooo Go go, go go, go go, go go, go power rangers! Power rangers! Gooooo Power Rangers Yeah!
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Hunter 03:41
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Now as I stand Brave, Dauntless, and strong I’m bred to kill It will serve no better satisfaction To witness your horrid reaction While hunting you You, without a chance Will watch the trees come alive My prey, no one will survive Get to the Choppaaaa!!!! Reveal the face of death Blood among equals Revenge for the fallen Of fear birthed from sport In an explosion Of fire and light Try to kill us both But you’ll die knowing I conquered the beast I conquered the beast
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Mars Attacks! 05:02
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Mars Attacks! Giant heads Laser guns Demolition Jack Nicholson Smoke a nuke AH AH AH She’s Lovin’ Pierce Brosnan Byron Heavyweight champ In Lake Tahoe Danny Devito Severed Head Woman Chihuahua Blow up rocks Michael J Fox Now that you ran out, ran out of luck Saved because country music sucks
4.
The Godz Will Fall (Asses) 04:58
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Trickery of swine and Err to spare my kin I slaughtered all of them Blind blind Ashes white in fury red Promised decapitation Hunt and stalk all of them Rage rage Can’t you see the shepherd sleeping? I see the sheep oh so tight Shouldn’t he be keeping? my grin oh so wide Can’t you see the shepherd sleeping? I see the sheep oh so tight Shouldn’t he be keeping? my grin oh so wide Scorned relentlessly they Will accost my judgement Justice by blade incision Bleed Bleed Thrashing the heavens I Reign over the guilty Infatuation, annihilation Hate hate Can’t you see the shepherd sleeping? I see the sheep oh so tight Shouldn’t he be keeping? My grin oh so wide Can’t you see the shepherd sleeping? I see the sheep oh so tight Shouldn’t he be keeping? My grin oh so wide Blind Blind Blind Blind Blind Blind Blind Blind Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
5.
Don't Butter My Chicken 02:02
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Uhhhh oooohhh ahhhhh Ever since I first met you You’ve been bad at Bossin’ me around I don’t want To be like you I just want To be myself Out in the wilderness, I was so hungry Out with my pals, my tumbling rumbling Over the fire, finger lickin’ Don’t butter my chicken I guess I’m not So perfect And yeah I make mistakes But the one thing I do right Crispity crunchity Yum yum yum I guess I’m not So perfect And yeah I make mistakes But the one thing I do right Crispity crunchity Yum yum yum Out in the wilderness, I was so hungry Out with my pals, my tumbling rumbling Over the fire, finger lickin’ Don’t butter my chicken Out in the wilderness, I was so Fa la la la la Out with my pals, my tummy rumbling Over the fire, finger lickin’
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Showdown at the LC Corral 04:24
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Dino Thumpin Ain't that somethin' Bitin’ fight so outta sight Dino Thumpin Ain't that somethin' Bitin’ fight so outta sight 65 million years ago Lazarus walked into a bar Antelope playing some snoozy notes Can’t have that Jack, hit the sack Dino Thumpin Ain't that somethin' Bitin’ fight so outta sight Dino Thumpin Ain't that somethin' Bitin’ fight so outta sight Well that antelope started thappin’ n wappin Trying to save his own appeal But Lazarus knew just what was up He jumped up to show that chump It was a blaze And lazarus pulled out a smoking guitar And with some sick licks, wrote a killer riff That sent that antelope right through the bar Dino Thumpin Ain't that somethin' Bitin’ fight so outta sight
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King 04:20
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Your new god is destruction Made from your own creation I’m proof of your mortality Now face your own fatality By tooth and tail, you blame me While your actions crumble the city Regurgitated atomic bombs Burn and my mighty foot stomps Huge Colossal king Crush- Ing Cities Fall to your knees Revere Gojira Huge Colossal king Crush- Ing Cities Fall to your knees Revere Gojira Scorched earth remission Mother earth’s decision Everyone and every place Forever gone and laid to waste
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First Blood 04:04
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Of the thousand gifts you bring A crown of thorns for me By incarceration Bring my war home No innocence for sins I’ll pay my penance in Destruction of my soul Bring my war home Wage my war home They drew first blood Stripped of clothes and pride You’ll wash my guilt away I won’t hold back again Bring my war home And who are you to say? To voice your condemnation You ask and I receive War brought to me Your war for me They drew first blood Please Let me go Please Let me go Please Let me go Please
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The Thing 05:49
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By canines delight, ignite Death, toil, destruction Blood and bones, tundra gore Rats nest, fatality Trapped In this frozen hell Forever more Forever more Trapped In this frozen hell Forever more Forever more With 8 legs, monstrosity Conflagration, save us all Sinister suspicion, you’re not you Test my doubts, incineration Trapped In this frozen hell Forever more Forever more Trapped In this frozen hell Forever more Forever more Nobody, nobody trusts anybody now Nobody, nobody trusts anybody now Nobody, nobody trusts anybody now Nobody, nobody trusts anybody now Abhorrence fulfills my every thought That I will be this gruesome dog Or die in this brumal fright

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Our first full length album! Check it out and roar along with us!

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released August 27, 2023

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Velociriffer Pueblo, Colorado

We are Velociriffer! We make music for the love of it! Our songs are a serious as they come, from songs about Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting off a giant with dreads to 5 super powered teenagers with attitude saving the world! We hope you enjoy of brand of fun metal and bang that head! ... more

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